Warning: Stapler Guns are not actually safe for use with staples. They are a ticking time bomb of paperwork.
However, for a small fee, our team of expert stapling engineers will provide you with a complimentary stapler-fitting service. Learn more.
Side effects may include:
- Excessive paperwork
- Uncontrollable stapling rage
- Unsightly staple holes in furniture
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