Warning: Do not attempt to use these needles without proper training. Side effects may include: paper jams, stapled fingers, and existential dread.
Caution: These needles are not just for stapling, but also for piercing the fabric of reality.
Side effects of overuse: increased risk of office supplies running out, spontaneous paper clips, and an unhealthy obsession with the color red.
Stapling needles are the unsung heroes of office supplies. They keep our papers in line, but at what cost?
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