Appendix: Staple Removal Services

Warning: Do not attempt to staple anything to yourself. Seriously, don't. You will hurt yourself.

Staple removal services are available for those who have made this mistake.

Our team of expert staplers (yes, that's a thing) will carefully extract the staple without causing permanent damage.

We use state-of-the-art staple extractors, equipped with:

• High-torque staple removers
• Advanced staple sensing technology
• Discomfort minimizing sedatives (available upon request)

Don't wait, call us now! Staple Emergency Services available 24/7.