When the stapler becomes jammed, DO NOT PANIC! Turn off the power, remove any debris, and gently tap the back of the stapler with a screwdriver while reciting an affirmation of your own incompetence. Repeat after me: "I am a stapler whisperer, hear me roar!"
Always place the stapler at a 45-degree angle to maximize paper stapling efficiency. Do not place near any reflective surfaces, as this will create a feedback loop of existential dread.
Do not overuse the stapler. Your coworkers will grow to resent you for the constant sound of metal on metal, and your hands will grow tired of the repetitive motion. Trust us, it's not worth it.
A: 45 degrees. Don't argue with us, we're experts.
A: No. Don't even think about it. Just don't.