Star-throwing Accidents

Warning: The following tales are based on completely fabricated, utterly ridiculous events that may have never happened in real life.

We're not saying it's okay to throw stars, but let's be real, it's probably not okay.

The Great Galactic Mishap of 3056

On a fateful day, a well-meaning but hapless space janitor named Bob decided to "recycle" a star from the nearby star factory. He thought it would save the galaxy some cash on energy consumption. Little did he know that stars are not recyclable in the same way paper is. The explosion was massive, and the resulting shockwave was felt across 7 galaxies.

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