Advanced Stare Techniques

Staring is an art form. A delicate dance of gaze and intent, where the subtlest flicker of an eyelid can mean the difference between a profound connection and a crushing blow to the ego.

We'll guide you through the most intricate techniques:

1. The Glare

Direct, unflinching, and unwavering. A stare that says, "I see you, I know you, I'm judging you."

2. The Lecherous Stare

A stare that's just a little too long, a little too hard. You're not quite sure if it's friend or foe.

3. The Disinterested Stare

A stare that's just a little too distant, a little too disengaged. You're not quite sure if it's a challenge or a dare.

4. The Unblinking Stare

A stare that's just a little too much. You're not quite sure if it's a stare or a stare-bomb.