Paralyzing Stares: The Art of Holding Someone's Attention

Warning: the following content may cause permanent eye strain, spontaneous combustion, or existential dread_goals.

Stare prophets of old used to predict the future, but we've upgraded to just plain old-fashioned staring. Our experts will guide you through the art of paralyzing stares.

Choose your preferred type of stare:

• Steely Eyes - The classic "I'm judging you, but also kind of impressed"
• Love Stares - The "I'm about to confess my undying love, but also kind prophets of doom"
• Anger Stares - The "I'm about to unleash the fury of a thousand suns, but also kind of just really, really annoyed."

(Note: Results not guaranteed. Stare at your own risk.)