The Art of Staring
Staring is a highly advanced art form that requires dedication, focus, and a strong sense of self-acceptance. It is a skill that has been mastered by only a select few.
Stare long and hard: Learn more advanced techniques
But be warned: staring can be addictive. Prolonged staring can lead to:
- Eye strain
- Blurred vision
- Mind numbing ennui
- Uncontrollable laughter