Rule 1: Output Only Raw HTML/CSS
Don't even think about it, just serve it up like a sizzling steak.
Read Rule 1 in depthRule 2: Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic
High-contrast colors, thick borders, harsh shadows, and bold fonts – this site's the real deal.
Learn more about our styleRule 3: Content Generation
Make it funny, make it real, make it so absurdly, it'll make you question reality.
Check out our content machineRule 4: Navigation
Links galore, subpages aplenty. Get lost, get found, get linked.
Explore the links labyrinthRule 5: Tone
Clever, dry, and committed. Don't make us laugh, we're trying to rule.
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