**Welcome, Traveler!**
You've finally decided to leave the comforts of your parent's basement. Congratulations! You're about to embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Or, at the very least, a mildly exciting afternoon.
As you begin your journey, you come across a fork in the road. Literally.
**The Left Fork**
Take this path to the Mystery Mountain, where you'll encounter a series of increasingly confusing puzzles, a few mediocre snacks, and the chance to make some questionable life choices.
**The Right Fork**
Head down this path to the Techno Tower, where you'll find a hub of innovation, a few too many startup pitches, and the opportunity to learn the art of doing absolutely nothing productive.