Soil Preparation 101: Where Romance Goes to Die

Step 1: Digging up the past with your significant other's family history.

Did you know that your partner's family has been poisoning the soil for generations?

Time to break the cycle of toxic soil and start anew with:

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Don't forget to waterlogged your relationship with excessive emotional baggage!

Happy soil-prepping!