THE MYSTERIOUS GUY IN THE BACK

He's always there, lurking in the shadows, sipping on a Slurpee, and judging your life choices.

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What is He Wearing?

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He's been known to wear:

• Plaid pants
• Sweatpants
• A mullet
• A fanny pack