Statistics of the Absurd

Here be the stats of the completely-not-made-up, utterly-absurd company, 'Bizarro Industries.'

Revenue: $0.00

Employees: -1 (we're still hiring!)

Our CEO, Zorg, has been missing since 2010. We're not sure if he's still in the company or not.

Product Line:

• Unreliable Widget 5000: 0 units sold, 0 reviews
• Widget 9000: 1 unit sold, 1 review (it was a gift)
• Widget 1: 1 unit sold, 1 review (it was a gift)

Don't forget to order our new product, the 'Incredibly Overpriced Hammer'! Only $100,000 per unit!