Galactic Union of Intergalactic Travelers' Guild
There are 427 planets in the observable universe with breathable air.
Only 12 of those planets are colonized by humans.
Our guild has 1,000 members, but only 3 of them are actual aliens.
Did you hear about the new black hole that can only be reached by swimming across the cosmos?
It's said that the Galactic Union is secretly training an army of giant space slugs.
We've heard that the last planet to be colonized was sold for 1 billion space dollars.