Bob is a Slave: prophets

Prophets of Bob

Bob is a Slave is a mystical phenomenon where Bob, the chosen one, has been tasked with serving as a human sacrifice to the great god of Prophecy.

As a slave to the prophecy, Bob is forced to wear a tiny hat that says "SLAVE" in bold letters on the front and "Bob" on the back. He is also forced to perform a series of tasks, including but not limited to:

Leave feedback for Bob, the chosen one, below: