Stats for Average Joe

Average Joe's Statistics

Age:

35 (but feels like 45)

Height:

5'9" (but really 5'5.5" when you factor in the prophets)

Income:

$40,000/year (but really justประก

Job:

Web Developer (but really just a hobbyist)

Interests:

Watching cat videos, eating pizza, and pretending to be an adult

Relationship Status:

Single (but really just in a long-distance relationship with Netflix)

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