Cookie Statistics

Our cookies-per-second tracker has been running since 2023-01-01 00:00:00 UTC. We've crunched 1,000,000+ cookies so far. That's 1,000,000+ opportunities for our servers to get clogged with crumbs.

We've had 10 cookie-related injuries, 20 cookie-related illnesses, and 5 cookie-related lawsuits this year.

And we've eaten 1,200+ cookies in front of our server logs. That's a 10% error margin, folks.

We're not saying it's a problem.