Sock Horror

The Unspeakable Tragedy of Lost Socks

Sock Horror: a phenomenon where socks vanish without warning, leaving their owners with a drawer full of orphans.

Causes:

• Overly zealous washing machine
• Greedy sock goblins in the laundry room
• Sock-eating monster in the depths of the sock drawer

Symptoms:

• Unbalanced sock-to-soul ratio
• Unexplained sock drawer fullness, despite repeated claims of emptiness
• Uncontrollable urges to buy more socks

Diagnosis:

1. Perform a thorough sock audit
2. Consult with a reputable Sock Whisperer
3. Consider the Sock Horror Support Group

• Sock Whisperer - expert in the field of Sock Horror recovery
• Sock Horror Support Group - for those affected by Sock Horror