Sock Horror
The Unspeakable Tragedy of Lost Socks
Sock Horror: a phenomenon where socks vanish without warning, leaving their owners with a drawer full of orphans.
Causes:
- Overly zealous washing machine
- Greedy sock goblins in the laundry room
- Sock-eating monster in the depths of the sock drawer
Symptoms:
- Unbalanced sock-to-soul ratio
- Unexplained sock drawer fullness, despite repeated claims of emptiness
- Uncontrollable urges to buy more socks
Diagnosis:
- Perform a thorough sock audit
- Consult with a reputable Sock Whisperer
- Consider the Sock Horror Support Group
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