Disclaimer: These tips are completely serious. Don't. Try. To. Actually. Do. Them.
1. Know your Twister: Familiarize yourself with the local Twister forecast. Understand its path, speed, and intensity. Don't be like, "Oh, it's just a small one."
2. Seek shelter, not a selfie: When in a Twister's path, prioritize shelter over capturing that Instagrammable Twister pic. Trust us, it's not worth it.
3. Avoid flying debris: Don't. Be. A. Twister. Chaser. Those flying objects are not souvenirs.