STEALTH-VISION GOGGLES
For when your eyes aren't enough.
Features:
• Invisibility mode (works on most humans)
• Infrared vision (for spotting hidden snacks)
• Zoom (for when you really need to see the details)
Pricing:
• Basic: $19.99
• Pro: $99.99
• Elite: $999.99 (includes free shipping and a complimentary pair of socks)
Want to see more features? Stealth Night Vision
Testimonials:
"I can finally see the snacks in my ex's pantry." - John D.
"Stealth Vision Goggles saved me from walking into walls." - Sarah K.