Robot 1: The Original Infiltrator
Meet our first line of defense against an uncertain future: Robot 1, a sleek, high-tech, and utterly useless hunk of metal and wires.
(Just kidding, it's actually super useful.)
Capabilities:
- Stealth mode: Because who needs actual stealth when you can just be a bunch of tin cans in a trench coat?
- Invisibility: We're working on it, but for now, it just looks like we're wearing really big sunglasses.
- Surveillance: We've got the best cameras, because who needs actual eyes when you can just use these tiny little dots?
Next Up: Robot 2, the Social Butterfly