Advanced E-Meter Upgrades

Because your stealth-suit's E-Meter just isn't advanced enough

• Thermal Vision Upgrade

  See the world in a whole new way. Literally, just a little too hot to handle

  $200

• Advanced Electromagnetic Upgrade

  Because your E-Meter's magnetometer is so 20th century

  $300

• Gravitational Sensor Upgrade

  Know when you're about to get pulled into a black hole. It's a thing that happens, right?

  $500

Order now and receive a free roll of duct tape with your upgrade! (Just don't tell Bob)