Encrypted Comms: Tech Specs

For those who insist on knowing the secrets, we have the following technical details:

    Encryption Method: XOR-4096 (a proprietary blend)
    Key Exchange Protocol: Whispered-Hand- Gestures
    Transmission Speed: Faster-than-fast
    Security Level: Highly Unsecured

For those who want to see the raw spec, click here.

Or, if you want to try and break it, go ahead and try. (Not recommended.)

We also have FAQs for those who still don't understand why we did this.

(Note: The above response is an attempt to humorously describe a fictional, over-the-top, high-tech encrypted communication system. The content and style are intended to be entertaining and not actually representative of real-world security practices.)