As a Steam Core Expert, you know that consequences are like a bad game glitch - they always come back to haunt you.
Learn how to sidestep the inevitable with our patented Consequence-Avoidance Technique Discover the art of Consequence-Deception: how to make it look like you never did anything wrongAvoiding consequences is all about understanding the laws of physics... and ignoring them.
Step 1: Deny, deny, deny. Like the Three Stooges of Consequences.
Step 2: Blame it on someone else. The classic Consequence-Avoidance move.
Learn more about Consequence-Deception and how to master itConsequence-Deception is not just a skill, it's a way of life.
Step 1: Create a fake mustache and a French accent. Instantly makes everything seem less consequential.
Step 2: Use a Oui Manger to distract from the consequences. Works like a charm, every time.