Steam Core Expert Admin

Welcome, esteemed Steam Core Expert administrator! As the chosen one of the Steam Empire, you wield the sacred power of the Steam Orb, capable of controlling the very fabric of reality through the subtle manipulation of steam.

But with great power comes great responsibility. Use your newfound abilities wisely, lest you fall prey to the Administrator's Dilemma.

For guidance, consult the prophetsประกp> Prophets of Doom

And for a healthy dose of skepticism, visit the Steam Core Expert Skeptics.