Tip 1: Don't be a Steam Core Expert
Don't be a Steam Core Expert. It's a trap. A trap of complexity, a web of deceit. Just be yourself, and for the love of all things good, don't bother trying to be an expert.
Tip 2: Use the right font
Use the font-family: 'Comic Sans MS', sans-serif; for all your Steam-related documents. It's the font of choice for the most expert of experts.
Tip 3: Don't bother reading the manual
Who needs manuals? Not us, the Steam Core Experts. We just wing it. And by wing it, I mean we break it.
// Steam Core Expert Mode
// Don't even bother trying to understand this
// It's just a bunch of nonsense
// Just press buttons until something breaks
// Then cry and call for help
// Or not.
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