Steam Gizmo 5000

Steam Gizmo 5000: A 3D printing pen that prints with steam! This thing is a game-changer. It's got 5 out of 5 stars and 99% of users love it.

Steam Gizmo 3000

Steam Gizmo 3000: A steam-powered toaster that's as hot as your grandma's temper. 3 out of 5 stars and 75% of users hate it.

Steam Gizmo 1000: A steam-powered calculator that does math with steam! It's a real brain-twister. 2 out of 5 stars and 50% of users are stumped.