Q: What is a Steam Helmet?
A Steam Helmet is a revolutionary new technology that lets you breathe steam while wearing a stylish helmet. It's a thing.
Q: How does it work?
Our patented steam-injection system injects steam into the helmet, which is then directed into your face through a series of tiny, intricate pipes.
Q: Is it safe?
Of course it's safe! We've tested our helmets on thousands of volunteers, none of whom have experienced any adverse effects... except for that one guy who got third-degree burns on his face.
Q: How do I clean my Steam Helmet?
Use a soft-bristled brush and some warm water to gently scrub away any built-up steam residue. Avoid using harsh chemicals or abrasive materials, as this may damage the helmet's delicate steam-injection system.