A collection of steam-powered predictions for the future, guaranteed to be 100% accurate, or your money back.
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According to our team of expert steam-powered seers, the world will soon be overrun by an army of steam-powered mechs.
These mechanical behemoths will bring about a new era of steam-powered enlightenment, but also probably destroy most of the world as we know it.
Don't worry, it'll be fun!
Or, if you're not convinced, try our Steampunk Sorcery section for more questionable predictions.
Our team has uncovered a collection of ancient steam-powered prophecies, written by the great Steam Oracle herself, Lady Whimsybottom.
"The steam engine will rise, and with it, the world will be turned upside down."
"The clockwork gears will tick on, but the hands will point to a different time."
"The pipes will burst, and the steam will flow, but the truth will remain hidden."
Want more ancient wisdom? Try our Steam-Fueled Omens section.