This steampunk contraption is the epitome of modern technology.
With its intricate clockwork mechanisms and hissing steam pipes, it's a wonder it doesn't explode every five minutes.
But don't just take our word for it, see for yourself at Specs or User Reviews.
Q: Does it work?
A: Oh, yes! As long as you keep the coal in the coal compartment, it'll tick away like a well-oiled machine.
Q: What's that weird whirring sound?
A: That's just the gears aligning the cosmos.
Q: Why does it smell like burnt coal?
A: It's just a side effect of the advanced steam propulsion system.
Q: How often do I need to oil it?
A: Every five minutes. Or whenever you feel like it.
You can purchase replacement steam coils at The Coal Market
Or, if you're feeling crafty, try making your own at The Steam Powered Workshop.
But be warned: the steam-powered toaster is a delicate device and requires regular polishing.