We do not collect your thoughts, but we might collect your steam-powered bicycle designs. If you do decide to share your blueprints with us, we promise not to show them to the Clockwork Men in Tights.
However, if you do decide to share your plans for world domination, we reserve the right to use them for our own nefarious purposes.
Our steam-powered servers are located in a heavily fortified underground bunker, protected by layers of reinforced steel and a team of highly trained, top-hat-wearing engineers.
If you have any questions or concerns about our privacy policy, please contact us via our steam-powered postal service.
Or, you know, just ask for Mr. Wobblebottom. He'll know what to do.