Technical Specs for the Spring-Loaded Sceptre of Doom
The Spring-Loaded Sceptre of Doom is a steam-powered, spring-loaded sceptre designed for maximum destruction and chaos. Here's what makes it tick:
Key Components:
- Spring Cores - High-quality, precision-crafted springs for optimal energy storage and release.
- Steam Piston Assemblies - Custom-built for high-pressure steam injection and piston movement.
- Thermal Regulators - Regulate steam temperature for optimal performance and safety.
Specifications:
- Height: 500mm
- Width: 300mm
- Length: 800mm
- Weight: 15kg (including spring cores)
Materials:
- Steam-Iron - High-strength, low-maintenance metal alloy
- Brass - Used for decorative and functional components
- Leather - Used for grip and handle components
Safety Precautions:
- Handle with care! The Spring-Loaded Sceptre of Doom is a potentially hazardous device. Handle it with care to avoid steam burns, spring-related injuries, and/or existential crises.
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