VALVE: Maintenance Status

We are currently experiencing a CRISIS of epic proportions!

The following systems are currently DOWN for maintenance:

• The Steam Pipe
• The Portal Gun
• The Half-Life Server

Our engineers are TRYING REALLY HARD to fix these issues, but it's taking WAY LONGER THAN EXPECTED. We apologize for the inconvenience.

Estimated downtime: INFINITY, give or take a few days.

For more information, visit our maintenance schedule or our status page.

Or, you know, just go play some Fortnite or something.