By proceeding, you acknowledge that the Steampunk Stasis Corporation (SSC) is not responsible for your impending existential crisis or the inevitable malfunctioning of the Chrono-Cog that will inevitably occur.
Please read and agree to our Terms of Employment carefully, as well as our Insurance Policies, which you will need to sign with a blood-stained pen and a hint of desperation.
We cannot be held liable for any damage or destruction caused by our questing activities, including but not limited to:
SSC is not responsible for your lack of foresight or your failure to read the fine print.
Please proceed, but do so at your own risk. Your Steampunk overlords demand it.