Steeped Problems Analysts: Experts in the Art of Tea Leaf Divination
We're a team of highly trained specialists who will interpret the mystical symbols on your tea leaves and provide expert advice on how to navigate your life's most daunting challenges.
Our methods are based on a proprietary blend of ancient Chinese techniques and cutting-edge research in the field of Tea Leafomancy.
Meet the Team
- Professor P.G. Thistlewaite - Lead Analyst and Chief Tea Leaf Whisperer
- Luna T. Bottomless - Senior Analyst and Expert in the Field of Soggy Leeks
- Barry S. Steepworth - Analyst and Specialist in the Art of Tea Leaf Origami
Our Services
- Personal Tea Leaf Readings - 1 hour, $50
- Group Tea Leaf Readings - 2 hours, $100
- Tea Leaf Consulting - Flat Fee, Price Upon Request
Don't have time to come to our office? No problem! Our analysts will come to you. Book our Field Services today!