Why is my tea so cold?

It's not just you, the tea is just not feeling it. Try adjusting the thermostat or using a tea warmer.

Thermostat Adjustment

Dial it up, dial it down, just make it right.

Why did you even need to be told?

Because, apparently, it's not like you're a functioning adult or something.

Tea Warmer

It's like a hair dryer for your tea.

Or, you know, just use a microwave.