Absolute Zero Theory: The Unhinged Delusion

The theory of absolute zero is a concept that will make your head spin, your brain freeze, and your eyebrows raise. It's like trying to grasp a handful of Jell-O, only to realize you're holding a handful of nothing.

We're talking, of course, about the theoretical temperature of -273.15 °C, or 0 K, or 14.03 °G. It's the point where the laws of physics break down, where the laws of sanity are but a distant memory.

Imagine a world where the concept of temperature is a mere suggestion, a fleeting whisper in the wind. Where the very fabric of reality is as fluid as a bowl of Jell-O.

But don't just take our word for it. Visit our Relative Zero Theory page for more on the subject.

Or, if you will, Infinite Zero Point, where the very notion of temperature is but a cruel joke.