Try a Different Sleeping Meditations

Are you tired of sleeping? Do you find yourself constantly on the verge of dozing off? Well, we have just the solution for you: our patented "Try a Different Sleeping Meditations" technique. Simply close your eyes, focus on your breath, and try to sleep while imagining you're a narcoleptic narwhal.

Technique 1: The Narcoleptic Narwhal

Imagine you are a narcoleptic narwhal, lying on a bed of ice in the frozen tundra. Your narcoleptic tendencies are in full swing, and you're constantly on the verge of passing out from exhaustion. But don't let that stop you! Focus on your breath, and try to sleep while still imagining you're a narcoleptic narwhal.

Technique 2: The Insomniac Island

Imagine you are on a deserted island, where the only thing you have to worry about is not sleeping. No, not even that! You're stuck on a never-ending loop of sleeplessness, with no escape from the crushing ennui of your own insomnia. But don't let that stop you! Focus on your breath, and try to sleep while still imagining you're on the Insomniac Island.