Step 2: Inventing a Time Machine

Time Traveler's Manual for the Utterly Confused

Now that you've managed to get this far without completely losing your mind, let's move on to the next crucial step: building a time machine. Don't worry, it's easier than you think! You just need a toaster, a rubber chicken, and a few thousand volts of electricity.

First things first, you'll need to gather the following materials:

• A toaster. Any toaster. The kind that prints out "BAGEL" on the side, the one with the broken cord, it doesn't even matter.
• A rubber chicken. Not a real chicken. A rubber one. Preferably with the face still intact.
• Some wires. Lots of wires. Enough wires to wrap around the entire city.
• A few thousand volts of electricity. You know, just a standard household outlet won't do.

Next Steps:

• Step 3: Assembling the Invention
• Step 4: Testing for Paradoxes