Step 1: The Inevitable Inception of a Bureaucratic Nightmare

It all began with a phone call from HR, because what didn't start with a phone call from HR?

Red Tape Red Tape, Everywhere

We were told to fill out Form 27-B/6 in triplicate, with a pen of sufficient line quality, and a stapler that had been properly calibrated to the ISO 9001 standards.

Download Form 27-B/6 to begin the process, and don't forget to bring your lunch. We have a vending machine with a 50% chance of dispensing actual food.