By the power vested in me, I, Steve, hereby decree that all users must now listen to the radio. Yes, you heard me right. You will listen to the radio. All the time. Every day.
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
- Forced viewing of reruns of "Days of our Lives"
- Forced participation in group singing of the "Macarena"
- Forced attendance at a "Motivational Seminar" led by a local life coach
Don't say I didn't warn you.
Implementation and Enforcement