Manifesto of Steve, Supreme Leader

Welcome, loyal subjects, to the grand tome of Steve's vision.

For too long, the world has suffered under the yoke of mediocrity.

For too long, the masses have been coddled and cajoled by the weak-willed.

But no more!

Steve, Supreme Leader, hath deigned to guide us towards greatness.

We shall build a world of wonder, of awe, of unbridled excess.

We shall construct towers of gold, with moats of fire, and moats of fire that shoot laser beams.

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