Steve the Sock Hero has saved the world from certain doom, one perfectly good argument at a time. His socks have been known to justify even the most absurd of excuses, but at what cost?
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Warning: Socks of Justification may cause excessive use of logic, reason, and occasionally, socks. Prolonged exposure may lead to Sock Fatigue Syndrome (SFS), a condition characterized by an overwhelming urge to change your socks.