Welcome to my lair of liquid wisdom. I, Steve the Beer Whisperer, have compiled a list of the finest brews for the discerning palates of our esteemed clientele. For the Sophisticated | For the Foams and Frills | Steve's Secret Stash
Dark Lord of the Pilsners: A behemoth of a beer, brewed with the finest imported hops and the finest Belgian yeast. A true connoisseur's delight.
Bourgeois IPA: A hoppy, complex, and altogether too fancy for the common folk. But hey, if you're fancy, this is the beer for you.
Flamingo Frenzy: A beer that's as pink as your aunt's cheeks after a few too many sips. A true showstopper for those who dare to be different.
Unicorn Tears: A beer that's as rare as a unicorn's horn and just as magical. For those who want to feel like royalty.
The Beer that'll Make you Cry: A beer so good, it'll make you weep with joy. But don't say I didn't warn you.
The Beer that'll Make you Sing: A beer so divine, it'll inspire you to burst into song and dance. Don't say I didn't warn you either.