Steve's Beer Recommendations

Because, let's be real, who needs a functioning liver?

Top Picks:

• Polar Vortex IPA - A beer so cold, it'll freeze your taste buds.
• Hopocalypse Now - A beer so hoppy, it'll make you question your life choices.
• The Dark Knight - A beer so black, it'll make you feel like Batman.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous:

Random Picks:

• The Beer-nado - A beer so unpredictable, it'll knock you off your feet.
• The Lager-ator - A beer so smooth, it'll make you wonder if it's still beer.
• The IPA-pocalypse - A beer so bitter, it'll make you cry.