So, you want to drink beer, huh?
Well, I've got just the thing.
For the unrefined palate, I recommend:
- Busch Light: The classic, the original, the one that'll get you drunk
- Natty Light: Because who needs flavor, anyway?
- Miller Lite: The beer that's been lit for centuries
And for the discerning gentleman, I recommend:
- Pilsner Urquell: Because you're a connoisseur, but not too connoisseur
- Sam Adams: The beer that's been refined, but not too refined
- Shiner Bock: The beer that'll make you say "Ah, yes, this is how beer should taste"