Defensive Napping Techniques

Lesson 1: The Art of Napping in a Pinball Machine

In this lesson, you'll learn the ancient art of napping in a pinball machine. This technique requires focus, concentration, and an iron stomach.

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Lesson 2: The Power of Napping in a Hammock

Napping in a hammock is a delicate art that requires balance, poise, and the right amount of fabric.

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Lesson 3: Napping Underwater (Optional, but highly recommended)

This advanced technique requires scuba gear, a strong stomach, and a love for fishy dreams.

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