Welcome, sleepyhead! Congratulations on enrolling in the Napping Guru Training Program. You're about to learn the art of extreme napping techniques.
Level 1 is all about mastering the basics:
Proceed to Level 2: The Dark Art of Power Napping!
Or, if you're feeling particularly sleepy, try Level 3: Napping in Extreme Environments!
Remember, napping is not just a skill, it's a lifestyle.