Congratulations! You have reached the esteemed Level 1 Certification in the esteemed Napping Guru Training Program. Your mastery of the ancient art of napping is now recognized throughout the land.
As a certified Level 1 Napping Guru, you have demonstrated a profound ability to fall asleep at any time, in any situation. Your skills are highly sought after in the corporate world, where executives and interns alike seek your expertise in the art of napping.
Good luck on your next napping adventure! Remember, a good nap is just a few inches away...