Are you tired of being a slacker? Do you want to be the most productive napper in the office? Look no further than Steve's Guide to Napping in Tight Spaces!
This is not for the faint of heart. Napping in tight spaces requires skill, patience, and a strong bladder.
Here are some expert tips from Steve himself:
The 5-Minute Nap: A quickie in a phone booth. Perfect for those short breaks between meetings or while waiting for a coffee refill.
The 20-Second Snooze: A power nap for those with limited space. Can be done standing up or sitting down, but not recommended for those with a weak stomach.
The 10-Minute Snooze: A full-on napping experience. Perfect for those with a small closet or a cardboard box.
That's all for today, folks! Keep on napping, and remember: a good napper is a happy napper.